Welcome to the Restless

Welcome to the Restless

Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup, and settle in — you’ve just stepped into the world of Dead Tired Coffee Co.

We’re not here to peddle soulless beans in shiny bags. We’re here for the restless. The night shifters. The dawn crawlers. The moms running on fumes. The dreamers who know sleep is optional but coffee is not.

☕ Why We Exist

Coffee is more than a morning ritual — it’s survival, one cup at a time. The world’s already full of “meh” brews that taste older than you feel. We roast small, we keep it fresh, and we don’t let our coffee rest in peace before it hits your mug.

💀 Our Vibe

If you haven’t noticed yet, we like our humor dark and our coffee darker. Skeletons, graveyards, and a healthy dose of spooky playfulness keep us grounded (or ungrounded… depends on the roast). It’s Halloween every day here, and caffeine is our afterlife insurance policy.

🔥 What We Brew

From smooth wake-the-dead breakfast blends to Restless Bones, our high-caffeine monster, and cozy seasonal brews like Pumpkin Hollow, we keep the lineup as varied as the restless souls who drink it.

👀 What’s Next

Around here, the nights are long, the mugs are always full, and the next pot is already brewing. You’ll see us haunting your feed with spooky-fun art, bone-dry humor, and flavors that refuse to stay buried. Whether you’re chasing the sunrise or dodging sleep entirely, we’ll keep the coffee flowing and the crypt doors open.

Because at the end of the day (or night)… the restless never really rest.

👉 Explore our blends at dead-tiredcoffeecompany.com and find the roast that keeps you going.

Dead Tired Coffee Co. — Roasted fresh. Deadly good.