Roasted Fresh. Deadly Good.

Why Dead Tired?

At Dead Tired Coffee Co., we know exhaustion isn’t a phase — it’s a lifestyle.

That’s why we roast coffee strong enough to raise the dead and smooth enough to keep you going long after your willpower gives out.


Because you deserve coffee that actually works:


☠️ Fresh-Roasted, Always

Every bag is roasted to order so your cup hits with maximum flavor — and maximum resurrection.


🌱 Ethically Sourced Beans

We partner with trusted farms worldwide to bring you specialty-grade beans without the shady aftertaste.


🔥 Built for the Chronically Exhausted

Whether you’re chasing dawn, pulling night shifts, or just fighting the living… you need coffee that keeps up. Ours doesn’t miss.


🍫 Flavor You Can Actually Taste

No more burnt, bitter, “I guess this is coffee?” vibes.

We roast for real flavor — chocolate, citrus, caramel, spice — notes you can actually taste, even in your crappy home brewer.


⚰️ Bold Flavor, Zero B.S.

No artificial nonsense. No weak brews. Just unapologetically strong small-batch coffee for people running on fumes and determination.

One Cup Away from Alive

Welcome to Dead Tired Coffee Co. — where every roast is resurrection in a mug.