Maple Mourning
Maple Mourning
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Specialty Grade • Fresh Roasted to Order • Ships Free
Sweet enough to soothe the soul. Bold enough to wake it.
Why Maple Mourning exists
Some mornings need something gentler — a cup that warms, comforts, and eases you back into existence. Maple Mourning starts with specialty grade South American Arabica beans, roasted fresh just before shipping, then enhanced with natural maple and toasted pecan flavoring. Unlike typical flavored coffee (bad beans buried in syrup), this one actually tastes like coffee first, with cozy enhancement second.
Flavor Profile
Warm maple • Toasted pecan • Soft caramel sweetness • Gentle nuttiness
Medium roast with real coffee flavor and cozy, breakfast-friendly notes.
Why We Love It
Maple Mourning is the "treat yourself but still get things done" cup. Cozy enough to feel like a hug in a mug, balanced enough to stay an everyday drinker. The pecan note gives warmth and depth, while the maple finishes soft and smooth — no syrupy artificial weirdness, just clean flavor.
Perfect For:
Drip • Pour-Over • French Press • Slow mornings • Pairing with pancakes
The Dead Tired Difference:
✓ Specialty Grade beans first, flavoring second (80+ cupping score)
✓ Natural flavoring that enhances, not drowns
✓ Roasted to order for peak freshness
✓ Free U.S. shipping on all coffee
✓ Small-batch roasting for quality control
Perks for the Perpetually Tired:
• First-time customers get 10% off with CRYPT10
• Subscribe & Save 10% on every order
• Bundles & gift sets available
Ready to cozy up?
Choose your grind, hit "Add to Cart," and pour a cup worth waking up for.
